kingofwaste: (MY OWN COMIC SERIES!)
[Oswald has placed himself strategically in front of the camera. The strum of a harp, then he begins to sing.]

Ladies and gents, boys and girls,
Lend me all your ear!
Ladies and gents, boys and girls,
The next Hydra Social list is heeere!~

[The song picks up speed as more instruments join in. A drum, a trumpet, an upbeat piano to bring more cheer into the tune… Where is the music coming from? It’s impossible to tell.]

Hydra Social, Hydra Social, our very own penpal project!
Hydra Social, Hydra Social, a way for everyone to connect!
Are you looking for new buddies?
No need to sweat, no need to fret!
With a little correspondence,
A pal’s exactly what you’ll get!

[The tune slows again as Oswald explains the principle of the project.]

Everyone’s partnered up at random!
The rest is easy, ‘cause you see,
You can just use the journals,
To send your letter, one two three!
Make pals with total strangers!
Spreading friendship through Luceti is an easy feat!
Just check this list to find your partner,
Then pick up your pen to meet and greet!

The Lucky ‘Couples’! )

And while I’ve still got your attention,
There’s one more thing to saahaaay!~

[The clash of symbals, an odd ‘whoop’ sound and the song picks up speed yet again for an overly cheerful finale.]

That is, you folks should not forget
Upcoming Oswald Day!
With parades, balloons and fire works,
It’s gonna be a blast!
Stay tuned for more info ‘cause
September fifth’s approaching faahaast!~

[And then the music cuts off, as Oswald takes a deep bow. The faint sound of applause is heard, but this one is clearly just a pre-recorded tape.]


[Written / Filtered to certain characters]
[The Written Warning] )

[The characters who received this message are: Ling, Amelia, Hiccup, Asch, Edward Elric, Phoenix Ikki and Yuan. It was supposed to go to “Greg Bleakman” as well, but the filter didn’t work for some odd reason.]


[Action]

[And so, Oswald has once again entered the grocery store in order to await the repeat offenders and call them out in person. This time, he's hoping to corner Saleh, Leonhardt and Greg. Instead of hiding between the apples, he's perched on top of a high shelf containing boxes of cereal and other breakfast foods.

Feel free to wonder why there's a cartoon rabbit watching you as you shop.]
kingofwaste: (The Lucky King)
[Voice]

Alright folks, it’s that time again! Oswald the Lucky Rabbit here, reportin’ to you live with the new partner list for Project Hydra Social! And for all you New Feathers out there, Hydra Social is a penpal initiative started by the S.O.S. Brigade. You write a letter to your partner and in no time, that partner will be a pal! Simple as that. I added some new folks and changed everything up a bit, but participants are picked at random so everyone be sure to check the list!

The Lucky ‘Couples’! )

I’ll bet everyone who ain’t on this list is gonna be jealous of you guys, but don’t worry! I also accept sign-ups, so if you’re itchin’ to join in, just let me know and I’ll make it happen.


[Written / Filtered to certain characters]

[Very shortly afterwards, several residents will receive a private note in their journals. It’s clearly directed to them and no other characters can see it, but the message will read the same for everyone.]

Dear Hydra Social participant,

It has come to my attention that you have not gotten in touch with your penpal yet. Either that, or you haven’t been convincing enough to get your pal to return your letters. This is your first warning. Kindly get to that as soon as possible, or there will be consequences. I am not bluffing. Don’t think I won’t hunt you down, because I will. You’ll never see me coming, either. You won’t know I’m hassling you until it’s too late. Besides, you are hurting your pal’s feelings. Shame on you.

Kind regards,
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
Unofficial Second Senior Undersecretary of the S.O.S. Brigade.
Most Famous Cartoon Rabbit.

[The characters who received this message are: Sheimi, Winry, Isamu, Sokka, Saleh, Ami, Gilbert, Keiichi, Leonhardt, Caius, and the Beast.]


[Action]

[Characters who enter the grocery store may notice something peculiar over the next few days. That is, a pair of black rabbit ears is sticking out of a barrel filled with apples.

Oswald has begun his crusade to hunt down the repeat offenders and hassle them until they cave. He had the brilliant notion that even socially awkward shut-ins need to visit the store for food, so that’s where he’s waiting. With this perfect hiding place, they won’t see him until it’s too late.

The residents he’s waiting for are Vincent Valentine, Kazuma Kval and Jay the Unseen, but anyone else is free to catch him there too.]
kingofwaste: (Let's do this!)
[Voice]

Hey hey, folks, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit here! It’s time for a quick Hydra Social update! And for those of you who’re new or just plain missed the first big announcement, Project Hydra Social is a penpal initiative started by the S.O.S. Brigade and organized by yours truly. All the cool kids are into it. I have here, in my hand, a new list of participants and their pals. Some of the penpals left over the past two months, but I’ve found a couple of wonderful replacements for ‘m, so partners, have no fear!

The Lucky ‘Couples’! )

Questions? Wanna sign up too? I’m all ears! Remember, this is a mandatory project, so no weaselin’ your way outta this.


[Written / Filtered to certain characters]

[Very shortly afterwards, several residents will receive a private note in their journals. It’s clearly directed to them and no other characters can see it, but the message will read the same for everyone.]

Dear Hydra Social participant,

It has come to my attention that you have not gotten in touch with your penpal yet. This is your first warning. Kindly get to that as soon as possible, or there will be consequences. I am not bluffing. Don’t think I won’t hunt you down, because I will. You’ll never see me coming, either. You won’t know I’m hassling you until it’s too late. Besides, you are hurting your pal’s feelings. Shame on you.

Kind regards,
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
Unofficial Second Senior Undersecretary of the S.O.S. Brigade.
Most Famous Cartoon Rabbit.

[The characters who received this message are: Jay the Unseen, Leo Baskerville, Robert Hastings, Edward Elric, Asch the Bloody, Kazuma, Luka, Vincent Valentine, Ayumu, Grune, Kratos and Hiccup. And yes, he totally made that S.O.S. Brigade title up.]

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