12th Short - [Voice/Written]

[kingofwaste]

[Voice]

Hey hey, folks, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit here! It’s time for a quick Hydra Social update! And for those of you who’re new or just plain missed the first big announcement, Project Hydra Social is a penpal initiative started by the S.O.S. Brigade and organized by yours truly. All the cool kids are into it. I have here, in my hand, a new list of participants and their pals. Some of the penpals left over the past two months, but I’ve found a couple of wonderful replacements for ‘m, so partners, have no fear!


[The following has been scribbled down in an untidy, but still readable handwriting. Usernames are not actually included in the list, of course.]

Walter (blackteriques) + Aoba (penetrated)
Leon (fellpool) + Sayo (memoryboxes)
Kratos (shiningbinds) + Hiccup (dragoneer)
Jeb (sketchingideals) + Helios (folklorist)
Mega Man Volnutt (purestpurifier) + Elicia (asobouyo)
Tear (seleniahymn) + Rise (analyzing)
Eyes (bloodypocket) + Yui (bigsiskonagi)
Mewtwo (antlioncyclone) + Pao-lin (i_am_not_cute)
Frey (falenandawn) + Alice (shadedsunlight)
Dist the Runny (its_rose_damnit) + Claude C. Kenny (mirrorblade)
Luka Megurine (imxperfectlife) + Vincent Valentine (thenightmarebegins)
Amelia (thedicearecast) + Edward (automailed)
Vincent Nightray (keepitinthefamily) + Luke (hisapprentice)
Kain (dragoon_pride) + Link (blessedbyfarore)
Haruhi (godbent) + White (colorblinds)
Kazuma (moezama) + Sokka (markofthewise)
Jay (unseenspy) + Leo (statice)
Saleh (mountain_sage) + Ami (geniustheveil)
Asch the Bloody (dissonates) + James Norrington (abidinglaw)
Atsuro (ctrlaltdemons) + Robert (semper_cogitans)
Vivi (alabastajewel) + Kyon (menial)
Keiichi (breaks_destiny) + Gilbert (chainedraven)
Yuan (fortunefail) + Anise (failguardian)
Grune (lostinmyway) + Ayumu (sundead)
Bulma (capsuleprincess) + Dhaos (whatdeheckisthat)
Spada (forgiatura) + Minato (emp3thy)
Beast (tailasoldastime) + Usagi (lunas)
Estelle (inabook) + Barnaby Brooks Jr. (mindgooshed)
Winry (installing) + Isamu (musubi)
Leonhardt (eyesofstrength) + Caius (accepted)
Henry (bravelad) + Mao (blazing_heart)
Ikki (uccellodifuoco) + Rin (rashness)
Azusa (mythmaker) + Shiemi (shamelessness)
Derek (rather_be_surfing) + Reyson (heartofahawk)
Yun (tolivefortoday) + Kurt Wagner (bamfing)
Hayate Ayasaki (whimsicalwinds) + Aang (savedtheworld)
Nagisa Furukawa (cherishedmiracle) + Selphie Tilmitt (selphie_t)


Questions? Wanna sign up too? I’m all ears! Remember, this is a mandatory project, so no weaselin’ your way outta this.


[Written / Filtered to certain characters]

[Very shortly afterwards, several residents will receive a private note in their journals. It’s clearly directed to them and no other characters can see it, but the message will read the same for everyone.]

Dear Hydra Social participant,

It has come to my attention that you have not gotten in touch with your penpal yet. This is your first warning. Kindly get to that as soon as possible, or there will be consequences. I am not bluffing. Don’t think I won’t hunt you down, because I will. You’ll never see me coming, either. You won’t know I’m hassling you until it’s too late. Besides, you are hurting your pal’s feelings. Shame on you.

Kind regards,
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
Unofficial Second Senior Undersecretary of the S.O.S. Brigade.
Most Famous Cartoon Rabbit.

[The characters who received this message are: Jay the Unseen, Leo Baskerville, Robert Hastings, Edward Elric, Asch the Bloody, Kazuma, Luka, Vincent Valentine, Ayumu, Grune, Kratos and Hiccup. And yes, he totally made that S.O.S. Brigade title up.]