Aug. 5th, 2012

kingofwaste: (MY OWN COMIC SERIES!)
[Oswald has placed himself strategically in front of the camera. The strum of a harp, then he begins to sing.]

Ladies and gents, boys and girls,
Lend me all your ear!
Ladies and gents, boys and girls,
The next Hydra Social list is heeere!~

[The song picks up speed as more instruments join in. A drum, a trumpet, an upbeat piano to bring more cheer into the tune… Where is the music coming from? It’s impossible to tell.]

Hydra Social, Hydra Social, our very own penpal project!
Hydra Social, Hydra Social, a way for everyone to connect!
Are you looking for new buddies?
No need to sweat, no need to fret!
With a little correspondence,
A pal’s exactly what you’ll get!

[The tune slows again as Oswald explains the principle of the project.]

Everyone’s partnered up at random!
The rest is easy, ‘cause you see,
You can just use the journals,
To send your letter, one two three!
Make pals with total strangers!
Spreading friendship through Luceti is an easy feat!
Just check this list to find your partner,
Then pick up your pen to meet and greet!

The Lucky ‘Couples’! )

And while I’ve still got your attention,
There’s one more thing to saahaaay!~

[The clash of symbals, an odd ‘whoop’ sound and the song picks up speed yet again for an overly cheerful finale.]

That is, you folks should not forget
Upcoming Oswald Day!
With parades, balloons and fire works,
It’s gonna be a blast!
Stay tuned for more info ‘cause
September fifth’s approaching faahaast!~

[And then the music cuts off, as Oswald takes a deep bow. The faint sound of applause is heard, but this one is clearly just a pre-recorded tape.]


[Written / Filtered to certain characters]
[The Written Warning] )

[The characters who received this message are: Ling, Amelia, Hiccup, Asch, Edward Elric, Phoenix Ikki and Yuan. It was supposed to go to “Greg Bleakman” as well, but the filter didn’t work for some odd reason.]


[Action]

[And so, Oswald has once again entered the grocery store in order to await the repeat offenders and call them out in person. This time, he's hoping to corner Saleh, Leonhardt and Greg. Instead of hiding between the apples, he's perched on top of a high shelf containing boxes of cereal and other breakfast foods.

Feel free to wonder why there's a cartoon rabbit watching you as you shop.]

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