11th Short - [Voice/Written]

[kingofwaste]

[Voice]

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, lend me your ears! It is time that I, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, announce one of the S.O.S. Brigade’s latest- and most grand, if I do say so myself- project! A project for all you wallflowers who are too shy to make friends! Let’s have a drumroll, please!

[And he does, indeed, get a drumroll. Rather, he produces one himself, with an actual little drum.]

It’s Project Hydra Social!

Unbeknownst to you all, I’ve been watching the village and gathering names for the past month or two. These lucky residents, who were selected and partnered completely at random, are goin’ to be penpals from now on! Don’t know what penpals are? Don’t worry, it’s easy! Ya just send each other a letter every so often. Doesn’t matter if you use the journals or send a real letter, as long as it reaches your partner! So be sure to check this list here and see if you're on it!


[The following has been scribbled down in an untidy, but still readable handwriting. Usernames are not actually included in the list, of course.]

Walter (blackteriques) + Aoba (penetrated)
Leon (fellpool) + Sayo (memoryboxes)
Kratos (shiningbinds) + Hiccup (dragoneer)
Jeb (sketchingideals) + Helios (folklorist)
Mega Man Volnutt (purestpurifier) + Elicia (asobouyo)
Tear (seleniahymn) + Rise (analyzing)
Eyes (bloodypocket) + Yui (bigsiskonagi)
Mewtwo (antlioncyclone) + Pao-lin (i_am_not_cute)
Frey (falenandawn) + Ginia (shadedsunlight)
Dist the Runny (its_rose_damnit) + Zelda (zelda_hylia)
Luka Megurine (imxperfectlife) + Vincent Valentine (thenightmarebegins)
Amelia (thedicearecast) + Edward (automailed)
Vincent Nightray (keepitinthefamily) + Hubert (ozwell)
Kain (dragoon_pride) + Link (blessedbyfarore)
Haruhi (godbent) + Sheik the Pizza Guy (ombra_lira)
Kazuma (moezama) + Loki (mythbuster)
Jay (unseenspy) + Leo (statice)
Saleh (mountain_sage) + Ami (geniustheveil)
Asch the Grumpy Bloody (dissonates) + James Norrington (abidinglaw)
Atsuro (ctrlaltdemons) + Robert (semper_cogitans)
Vivi (alabastajewel) + Kyon (menial)
Keiichi (breaks_destiny) + Gilbert (chainedraven)
Yuan (fortunefail) + Anise (failguardian)
Grune (lostinmyway) + Ayumu (sundead)
Bulma (capsuleprincess) + Dhaos (whatdeheckisthat)
Spada (forgiatura) + Minato (emp3thy)
Makoto (alexandrite) + Minako (evoking)
Beast (tailasoldastime) + Usagi (lunas)
Estelle (inabook) + Barnaby Brooks Jr. (mindgooshed)
Winry (installing) + Isamu (musubi)
Leonhardt (eyesofstrength) + Caius (accepted)
Henry (bravelad) + Mao (blazing_heart)
Ikki (uccellodifuoco) + Rin (rashness)
Azusa (mythmaker) + Shiemi (shamelessness)
Derek (rather_be_surfing) + Reyson (heartofahawk)

Participation is mandatory! If I find out you’re not sendin’ letters to your partner, I’ll know where to find ya and it won’t be pretty. Got any questions? Just lemme know.

Again, Project Social Hydra is an initiative brought to you by the one and only S.O.S. Brigade! … And uh… It was Haruhi’s idea, I guess.

Comments

[accepted]

...And if I skipped a month? [Not that he's not going to send anything if he can help it, but you never know.]

[kingofwaste]

Uh... Well, if ya don't have a good reason for it, I guess I'd have to hunt you down and remind you to work extra hard the next month.

[accepted]

Right. [...] Did you ever think that maybe saying you've been watching people and that you'll hunt them down for not going along with this thing is a little weird? Pretty sure you could take 'hunt down' as a threat.

[kingofwaste]

It is a threat. I mean, it's not like I'll go drop a piano on their head; I know humans don't have the tolerance for that one. But there's ways to threaten people that don't take violence at all.

[accepted]

Drop a wha-- I don't think many people can take a piano landing on them, no. [Wow that's. Pretty violent.] How're you going to threaten people then, just talk to them sternly or something?

[kingofwaste]

Don't worry about that, kid. I have my ways.

[Ways he... hasn't quite figured out yet. But he will! ... Really.]

[accepted]

[That just sounds really ominous and oh god what are you planning?!]

Yeah, I'm not going to worry, or even think about what you might do. It might involve more pianos somehow.

[kingofwaste]

No, no. No pianos or anvils. I promise.

[Who said anything about anvils? Oswald did. Just now.]

[accepted]

Anvils? You mean those things you see at blacksmiths, right? When did anvils ever come into this anyway...

[Sob you're kind of creepy Oswald.]