kingofwaste | 11th Short - [Voice/Written]

[Voice]

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, lend me your ears! It is time that I, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, announce one of the S.O.S. Brigade’s latest- and most grand, if I do say so myself- project! A project for all you wallflowers who are too shy to make friends! Let’s have a drumroll, please!

[And he does, indeed, get a drumroll. Rather, he produces one himself, with an actual little drum.]

It’s Project Hydra Social!

Unbeknownst to you all, I’ve been watching the village and gathering names for the past month or two. These lucky residents, who were selected and partnered completely at random, are goin’ to be penpals from now on! Don’t know what penpals are? Don’t worry, it’s easy! Ya just send each other a letter every so often. Doesn’t matter if you use the journals or send a real letter, as long as it reaches your partner! So be sure to check this list here and see if you're on it!

[The following has been scribbled down in an untidy, but still readable handwriting. Usernames are not actually included in the list, of course.]

Walter (

blackteriques) + Aoba (

penetrated)
Leon (

fellpool) + Sayo (

memoryboxes)
Kratos (

shiningbinds) + Hiccup (

dragoneer)
Jeb (

sketchingideals) + Helios (

folklorist)
Mega Man Volnutt (

purestpurifier) + Elicia (

asobouyo)
Tear (

seleniahymn) + Rise (

analyzing)
Eyes (

bloodypocket) + Yui (

bigsiskonagi)
Mewtwo (

antlioncyclone) + Pao-lin (

i_am_not_cute)
Frey (

falenandawn) + Ginia (

shadedsunlight)
Dist the Runny (

its_rose_damnit) + Zelda (

zelda_hylia)
Luka Megurine (

imxperfectlife) + Vincent Valentine (

thenightmarebegins)
Amelia (

thedicearecast) + Edward (

automailed)
Vincent Nightray (

keepitinthefamily) + Hubert (

ozwell)
Kain (

dragoon_pride) + Link (

blessedbyfarore)
Haruhi (

godbent) + Sheik the Pizza Guy (

ombra_lira)
Kazuma (

moezama) + Loki (

mythbuster)
Jay (

unseenspy) + Leo (

statice)
Saleh (

mountain_sage) + Ami (

geniustheveil)
Asch the ~~Grumpy~~ Bloody (

dissonates) + James Norrington (

abidinglaw)
Atsuro (

ctrlaltdemons) + Robert (

semper_cogitans)
Vivi (

alabastajewel) + Kyon (

menial)
Keiichi (

breaks_destiny) + Gilbert (

chainedraven)
Yuan (

fortunefail) + Anise (

failguardian)
Grune (

lostinmyway) + Ayumu (

sundead)
Bulma (

capsuleprincess) + Dhaos (

whatdeheckisthat)
Spada (

forgiatura) + Minato (

emp3thy)
Makoto (

alexandrite) + Minako (

evoking)
Beast (

tailasoldastime) + Usagi (

lunas)
Estelle (

inabook) + Barnaby Brooks Jr. (

mindgooshed)
Winry (

installing) + Isamu (

musubi)
Leonhardt (

eyesofstrength) + Caius (

accepted)
Henry (

bravelad) + Mao (

blazing_heart)
Ikki (

uccellodifuoco) + Rin (

rashness)
Azusa (

mythmaker) + Shiemi (

shamelessness)
Derek (

rather_be_surfing) + Reyson (

heartofahawk)

Participation is mandatory! If I find out you’re not sendin’ letters to your partner, I’ll know where to find ya and it won’t be pretty. Got any questions? Just lemme know.

Again, Project Social Hydra is an initiative brought to you by the one and only S.O.S. Brigade! … And uh… It was Haruhi’s idea, I guess.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Oh, no no no. You write letters to get to know each other, but I can't stop the people you get to know from bein' sent home when the time comes. So all I can do is hook you up with a new friend instead. That way, you'll get to know even more people, see?

What if you're satisfied with just getting to know one person? Or if they want to wait for their previous partner to return here.

But people don't always come back here. Ya could be waitin' for years. I think you're better off talking to someone else in the meantime. If ya want your old partner back after that, I can still pull some strings.

Some people don't mind having to wait for years.

But that ain't the point of this project! We're tryin' to get people talking, here.

Flash news, you're already talking with people. People are already talking with you and others. Seems your point was already achieved.

[Sorry Oswald, Ikki's kind of a jerk like that at times.]

Well, they're gonna have to keep talkin'.

[There's a light snort.]

So, penpals, but it doesn't matter if it's through journal or letters. Can people even write letters without having to go and give them in hand?