11th Short - [Voice/Written]

[kingofwaste]

[Voice]

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, lend me your ears! It is time that I, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, announce one of the S.O.S. Brigade’s latest- and most grand, if I do say so myself- project! A project for all you wallflowers who are too shy to make friends! Let’s have a drumroll, please!

[And he does, indeed, get a drumroll. Rather, he produces one himself, with an actual little drum.]

It’s Project Hydra Social!

Unbeknownst to you all, I’ve been watching the village and gathering names for the past month or two. These lucky residents, who were selected and partnered completely at random, are goin’ to be penpals from now on! Don’t know what penpals are? Don’t worry, it’s easy! Ya just send each other a letter every so often. Doesn’t matter if you use the journals or send a real letter, as long as it reaches your partner! So be sure to check this list here and see if you're on it!


[The following has been scribbled down in an untidy, but still readable handwriting. Usernames are not actually included in the list, of course.]

Walter (blackteriques) + Aoba (penetrated)
Leon (fellpool) + Sayo (memoryboxes)
Kratos (shiningbinds) + Hiccup (dragoneer)
Jeb (sketchingideals) + Helios (folklorist)
Mega Man Volnutt (purestpurifier) + Elicia (asobouyo)
Tear (seleniahymn) + Rise (analyzing)
Eyes (bloodypocket) + Yui (bigsiskonagi)
Mewtwo (antlioncyclone) + Pao-lin (i_am_not_cute)
Frey (falenandawn) + Ginia (shadedsunlight)
Dist the Runny (its_rose_damnit) + Zelda (zelda_hylia)
Luka Megurine (imxperfectlife) + Vincent Valentine (thenightmarebegins)
Amelia (thedicearecast) + Edward (automailed)
Vincent Nightray (keepitinthefamily) + Hubert (ozwell)
Kain (dragoon_pride) + Link (blessedbyfarore)
Haruhi (godbent) + Sheik the Pizza Guy (ombra_lira)
Kazuma (moezama) + Loki (mythbuster)
Jay (unseenspy) + Leo (statice)
Saleh (mountain_sage) + Ami (geniustheveil)
Asch the Grumpy Bloody (dissonates) + James Norrington (abidinglaw)
Atsuro (ctrlaltdemons) + Robert (semper_cogitans)
Vivi (alabastajewel) + Kyon (menial)
Keiichi (breaks_destiny) + Gilbert (chainedraven)
Yuan (fortunefail) + Anise (failguardian)
Grune (lostinmyway) + Ayumu (sundead)
Bulma (capsuleprincess) + Dhaos (whatdeheckisthat)
Spada (forgiatura) + Minato (emp3thy)
Makoto (alexandrite) + Minako (evoking)
Beast (tailasoldastime) + Usagi (lunas)
Estelle (inabook) + Barnaby Brooks Jr. (mindgooshed)
Winry (installing) + Isamu (musubi)
Leonhardt (eyesofstrength) + Caius (accepted)
Henry (bravelad) + Mao (blazing_heart)
Ikki (uccellodifuoco) + Rin (rashness)
Azusa (mythmaker) + Shiemi (shamelessness)
Derek (rather_be_surfing) + Reyson (heartofahawk)

Participation is mandatory! If I find out you’re not sendin’ letters to your partner, I’ll know where to find ya and it won’t be pretty. Got any questions? Just lemme know.

Again, Project Social Hydra is an initiative brought to you by the one and only S.O.S. Brigade! … And uh… It was Haruhi’s idea, I guess.

Comments

[accepted]

[Whoah, okay, we wasn't expecting his penpal to get in touch with him so soon, but this works too.]

Leaonhardt, right? Well if you're really sure I might try writing a letter or two. Or combine writing and speaking but that might be a bit too much.

[eyesofstrength]

[Leonhardt would be a bad officer of the Intelligence Division if he couldn't find out things like this pretty quick. Luceti does make it pretty easy in some ways and he rather likes that since he has to dig up information on his own here.]

Correct. And I don't mind whatever you wish to do. I'm sure my own letters would be strange to read because I only tend to write for the sake of military reports.

[accepted]

Well I don't think that'll be strange. [He says having never read a military report in his life--] Might be interesting to read something written like that, I'll just have to see. [Ugh reading. Ugh writing.]

[eyesofstrength]

[Well, at least it looks like it may accomplish one thing if Caius learns to read and write better from this.]]

I will try not to bore you too much.

[accepted]

Same to you, I'll try and make my letters kind of interesting to read. [So at least he enjoys writing them as much as Leonhardt enjoys reading them or something.

And not to be rude but--] Don't write too much. [Ugh, lots of reading.]