11th Short - [Voice/Written]

[kingofwaste]

[Voice]

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, lend me your ears! It is time that I, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, announce one of the S.O.S. Brigade’s latest- and most grand, if I do say so myself- project! A project for all you wallflowers who are too shy to make friends! Let’s have a drumroll, please!

[And he does, indeed, get a drumroll. Rather, he produces one himself, with an actual little drum.]

It’s Project Hydra Social!

Unbeknownst to you all, I’ve been watching the village and gathering names for the past month or two. These lucky residents, who were selected and partnered completely at random, are goin’ to be penpals from now on! Don’t know what penpals are? Don’t worry, it’s easy! Ya just send each other a letter every so often. Doesn’t matter if you use the journals or send a real letter, as long as it reaches your partner! So be sure to check this list here and see if you're on it!


[The following has been scribbled down in an untidy, but still readable handwriting. Usernames are not actually included in the list, of course.]

Walter (blackteriques) + Aoba (penetrated)
Leon (fellpool) + Sayo (memoryboxes)
Kratos (shiningbinds) + Hiccup (dragoneer)
Jeb (sketchingideals) + Helios (folklorist)
Mega Man Volnutt (purestpurifier) + Elicia (asobouyo)
Tear (seleniahymn) + Rise (analyzing)
Eyes (bloodypocket) + Yui (bigsiskonagi)
Mewtwo (antlioncyclone) + Pao-lin (i_am_not_cute)
Frey (falenandawn) + Ginia (shadedsunlight)
Dist the Runny (its_rose_damnit) + Zelda (zelda_hylia)
Luka Megurine (imxperfectlife) + Vincent Valentine (thenightmarebegins)
Amelia (thedicearecast) + Edward (automailed)
Vincent Nightray (keepitinthefamily) + Hubert (ozwell)
Kain (dragoon_pride) + Link (blessedbyfarore)
Haruhi (godbent) + Sheik the Pizza Guy (ombra_lira)
Kazuma (moezama) + Loki (mythbuster)
Jay (unseenspy) + Leo (statice)
Saleh (mountain_sage) + Ami (geniustheveil)
Asch the Grumpy Bloody (dissonates) + James Norrington (abidinglaw)
Atsuro (ctrlaltdemons) + Robert (semper_cogitans)
Vivi (alabastajewel) + Kyon (menial)
Keiichi (breaks_destiny) + Gilbert (chainedraven)
Yuan (fortunefail) + Anise (failguardian)
Grune (lostinmyway) + Ayumu (sundead)
Bulma (capsuleprincess) + Dhaos (whatdeheckisthat)
Spada (forgiatura) + Minato (emp3thy)
Makoto (alexandrite) + Minako (evoking)
Beast (tailasoldastime) + Usagi (lunas)
Estelle (inabook) + Barnaby Brooks Jr. (mindgooshed)
Winry (installing) + Isamu (musubi)
Leonhardt (eyesofstrength) + Caius (accepted)
Henry (bravelad) + Mao (blazing_heart)
Ikki (uccellodifuoco) + Rin (rashness)
Azusa (mythmaker) + Shiemi (shamelessness)
Derek (rather_be_surfing) + Reyson (heartofahawk)

Participation is mandatory! If I find out you’re not sendin’ letters to your partner, I’ll know where to find ya and it won’t be pretty. Got any questions? Just lemme know.

Again, Project Social Hydra is an initiative brought to you by the one and only S.O.S. Brigade! … And uh… It was Haruhi’s idea, I guess.

Comments

[tailasoldastime]

Unbeknownst?

[...]

Unbeknownst?

[He doesn't even know he's on that list - he hasn't bothered to try and read out the names.]

... You've been watching people... unbeknownst to them... and are making them write to each other?!

[Do you sense his temper starting to get the better of him? 'Cause his temper's starting to get the better of him.]

[kingofwaste]

[Beast is basically summarizing what Oswald just said, yes, but that tone of voice is very ominous.]

E-err... yeah. That's... That's the general gist of it.

[tailasoldastime]

Do you mean to tell me that you've been invading our privacy?!

[kingofwaste]

[Uhoh.]

No! Geez, it's not like I entered your house or anythin'. I only watched from a distance. ... Err. Casually observed. In the square.

[No, come on, Oswald. Man up. He may be the Beast, but that's no reason to be intimidated by his fangs and claws.]

A-and anyway, you'll thank me once you get to know Usagi. She's a pretty sweet girl.

[tailasoldastime]

[By this point, Beast has already been confronted by Usagi at another part of the post, so beware Oswald.]

Why am I on that list anyway?

[kingofwaste]

Because... Because there's no harm in making new friends?

[tailasoldastime]

But you're forcing them!

[kingofwaste]

... Iiit's... more like a nudge in the right direction.

[tailasoldastime]

The "right" direction? [How does this... rabbit thing?... know what the "right" direction is for everybody?]

[kingofwaste]

Yeah, you know! Meetin' some new people, makin' some new friends... All that jazz.

[tailasoldastime]

[... And this disregards the friends he already has?]

I don't need any help.

[kingofwaste]

Why not? What's wrong with taking a few tips?

[tailasoldastime]

You don't even know me.