11th Short - [Voice/Written]

[kingofwaste]

[Voice]

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, lend me your ears! It is time that I, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, announce one of the S.O.S. Brigade’s latest- and most grand, if I do say so myself- project! A project for all you wallflowers who are too shy to make friends! Let’s have a drumroll, please!

[And he does, indeed, get a drumroll. Rather, he produces one himself, with an actual little drum.]

It’s Project Hydra Social!

Unbeknownst to you all, I’ve been watching the village and gathering names for the past month or two. These lucky residents, who were selected and partnered completely at random, are goin’ to be penpals from now on! Don’t know what penpals are? Don’t worry, it’s easy! Ya just send each other a letter every so often. Doesn’t matter if you use the journals or send a real letter, as long as it reaches your partner! So be sure to check this list here and see if you're on it!


[The following has been scribbled down in an untidy, but still readable handwriting. Usernames are not actually included in the list, of course.]

Walter (blackteriques) + Aoba (penetrated)
Leon (fellpool) + Sayo (memoryboxes)
Kratos (shiningbinds) + Hiccup (dragoneer)
Jeb (sketchingideals) + Helios (folklorist)
Mega Man Volnutt (purestpurifier) + Elicia (asobouyo)
Tear (seleniahymn) + Rise (analyzing)
Eyes (bloodypocket) + Yui (bigsiskonagi)
Mewtwo (antlioncyclone) + Pao-lin (i_am_not_cute)
Frey (falenandawn) + Ginia (shadedsunlight)
Dist the Runny (its_rose_damnit) + Zelda (zelda_hylia)
Luka Megurine (imxperfectlife) + Vincent Valentine (thenightmarebegins)
Amelia (thedicearecast) + Edward (automailed)
Vincent Nightray (keepitinthefamily) + Hubert (ozwell)
Kain (dragoon_pride) + Link (blessedbyfarore)
Haruhi (godbent) + Sheik the Pizza Guy (ombra_lira)
Kazuma (moezama) + Loki (mythbuster)
Jay (unseenspy) + Leo (statice)
Saleh (mountain_sage) + Ami (geniustheveil)
Asch the Grumpy Bloody (dissonates) + James Norrington (abidinglaw)
Atsuro (ctrlaltdemons) + Robert (semper_cogitans)
Vivi (alabastajewel) + Kyon (menial)
Keiichi (breaks_destiny) + Gilbert (chainedraven)
Yuan (fortunefail) + Anise (failguardian)
Grune (lostinmyway) + Ayumu (sundead)
Bulma (capsuleprincess) + Dhaos (whatdeheckisthat)
Spada (forgiatura) + Minato (emp3thy)
Makoto (alexandrite) + Minako (evoking)
Beast (tailasoldastime) + Usagi (lunas)
Estelle (inabook) + Barnaby Brooks Jr. (mindgooshed)
Winry (installing) + Isamu (musubi)
Leonhardt (eyesofstrength) + Caius (accepted)
Henry (bravelad) + Mao (blazing_heart)
Ikki (uccellodifuoco) + Rin (rashness)
Azusa (mythmaker) + Shiemi (shamelessness)
Derek (rather_be_surfing) + Reyson (heartofahawk)

Participation is mandatory! If I find out you’re not sendin’ letters to your partner, I’ll know where to find ya and it won’t be pretty. Got any questions? Just lemme know.

Again, Project Social Hydra is an initiative brought to you by the one and only S.O.S. Brigade! … And uh… It was Haruhi’s idea, I guess.

Comments

[Voice]

[mistlegacy]

Because it can't hurt for you to get to know someone. Besides, Link is a friend of mine.

[Written]

[dragoon_pride]

[Uh oh. Now his instinct to AVOID PEOPLE and his instinct to be good to Rydia's friends, are at odds with one another...]

He is...?

[Voice]

[mistlegacy]

Yes, he is. He's a kind person. I really doubt you'd have a problem with him.

[So, don't go looking for trouble.]

[Written]

[dragoon_pride]

I suppose I won't. But Rydia... I'm being forced into this... don't you think that unfair?

[Nope, he knows already he's losing this disagreement.]

[Voice]

[mistlegacy]

[She's too amused for that, but doesn't say so. Just barely.]

You're overreacting just a little, don't you think? There's no real way to enforce that. Besides, I really don't see that any harm can come of it, and it could be something fun.

[Written]

[dragoon_pride]

I hardly see how this would be fun.

[Voice]

[mistlegacy]

That's what you said about other things before you tried them, and yet you know what happened from there. Give this a chance.

[Written]

[dragoon_pride]

But Rydia...

[He's out of arguments though.]

[mistlegacy]

[She just smiles through the device. Victory.]

[dragoon_pride]

[Hmmph, looks like she wins out... SHE IS TOO GOOD AT THAT.]