kingofwaste | 11th Short - [Voice/Written]

[Voice]

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, lend me your ears! It is time that I, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, announce one of the S.O.S. Brigade’s latest- and most grand, if I do say so myself- project! A project for all you wallflowers who are too shy to make friends! Let’s have a drumroll, please!

[And he does, indeed, get a drumroll. Rather, he produces one himself, with an actual little drum.]

It’s Project Hydra Social!

Unbeknownst to you all, I’ve been watching the village and gathering names for the past month or two. These lucky residents, who were selected and partnered completely at random, are goin’ to be penpals from now on! Don’t know what penpals are? Don’t worry, it’s easy! Ya just send each other a letter every so often. Doesn’t matter if you use the journals or send a real letter, as long as it reaches your partner! So be sure to check this list here and see if you're on it!

[The following has been scribbled down in an untidy, but still readable handwriting. Usernames are not actually included in the list, of course.]

Walter (

blackteriques) + Aoba (

penetrated)
Leon (

fellpool) + Sayo (

memoryboxes)
Kratos (

shiningbinds) + Hiccup (

dragoneer)
Jeb (

sketchingideals) + Helios (

folklorist)
Mega Man Volnutt (

purestpurifier) + Elicia (

asobouyo)
Tear (

seleniahymn) + Rise (

analyzing)
Eyes (

bloodypocket) + Yui (

bigsiskonagi)
Mewtwo (

antlioncyclone) + Pao-lin (

i_am_not_cute)
Frey (

falenandawn) + Ginia (

shadedsunlight)
Dist the Runny (

its_rose_damnit) + Zelda (

zelda_hylia)
Luka Megurine (

imxperfectlife) + Vincent Valentine (

thenightmarebegins)
Amelia (

thedicearecast) + Edward (

automailed)
Vincent Nightray (

keepitinthefamily) + Hubert (

ozwell)
Kain (

dragoon_pride) + Link (

blessedbyfarore)
Haruhi (

godbent) + Sheik the Pizza Guy (

ombra_lira)
Kazuma (

moezama) + Loki (

mythbuster)
Jay (

unseenspy) + Leo (

statice)
Saleh (

mountain_sage) + Ami (

geniustheveil)
Asch the ~~Grumpy~~ Bloody (

dissonates) + James Norrington (

abidinglaw)
Atsuro (

ctrlaltdemons) + Robert (

semper_cogitans)
Vivi (

alabastajewel) + Kyon (

menial)
Keiichi (

breaks_destiny) + Gilbert (

chainedraven)
Yuan (

fortunefail) + Anise (

failguardian)
Grune (

lostinmyway) + Ayumu (

sundead)
Bulma (

capsuleprincess) + Dhaos (

whatdeheckisthat)
Spada (

forgiatura) + Minato (

emp3thy)
Makoto (

alexandrite) + Minako (

evoking)
Beast (

tailasoldastime) + Usagi (

lunas)
Estelle (

inabook) + Barnaby Brooks Jr. (

mindgooshed)
Winry (

installing) + Isamu (

musubi)
Leonhardt (

eyesofstrength) + Caius (

accepted)
Henry (

bravelad) + Mao (

blazing_heart)
Ikki (

uccellodifuoco) + Rin (

rashness)
Azusa (

mythmaker) + Shiemi (

shamelessness)
Derek (

rather_be_surfing) + Reyson (

heartofahawk)

Participation is mandatory! If I find out you’re not sendin’ letters to your partner, I’ll know where to find ya and it won’t be pretty. Got any questions? Just lemme know.

Again, Project Social Hydra is an initiative brought to you by the one and only S.O.S. Brigade! … And uh… It was Haruhi’s idea, I guess.